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Things that would happen if Micro$oft made cars

florian / 0 Antworten / Flachansicht Nickles

10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

1.New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
2.We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
3.The US Gov't would get subsidies from an auto maker first.
4.The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a 'GENERAL CAR FAULT' warning light.
5.Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads.
6.You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
7.You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT, but then you would need to buy more seats.
8.Occasionally your car would die for no reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would accept this as normal.
9.Everytime the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car.
10.People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for
years. (Florian)

Hier noch ein paar:
11.Alle 2 Monate mußt Du Dein Auto komplett auseinandernehmen und wieder zusammenmontieren.
12.Dein brandneues Auto wird nur mit drei Reifen ausgeliefert, Du kannst Dir aber deinen vierten beim ersten Jahresservice(release) abholen.
12b.-der Reifen hat einen Platten.
13.Vor jedem Bremsmanöver wirst Du gefragt:"Sind Sie sicher...?"
14.Bei jedem Service wird das versteckte Tonbandgerät durchgehört, um zu erfahren, was Du in deinem Auto gesprochen hast.
15.Der 3. und 4. Gang läßt sich erst einlegen, wenn Du einen Anhänger einer anderen Firma ans Auto befestigst.

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