WEB-FUNDSTÜCKE
Das texanische Kettenmail-Massaker
Was früher das Büro-Fax war, ist heute die Wander-E-Mail: Gemeint sind diese kleinen Gags, die sich wie ein Lauffeuer im Web verbreiten. Zurzeit kursiert einer, der scheinbar auf einem belauschten Gespräch beruht. (Englisch)
Web-Fundstück vom 21. November 2002, verbreitet per E-Mail:
[M] AP; SPIEGEL ONLINE
Das Weltgeschehen fest im Blick: Condoleezza R. und George W. B.
George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What\'s happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That\'s what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That\'s what I\'m telling you.
George B.: That\'s what I\'m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow\'s name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya\' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I\'m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I\'m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That\'s the man\'s name.
George B.: That\'s who\'s name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
AFP/DPA
Yassir Arafat: Immer noch im Mittleren Osten
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That\'s correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
AP
...während Hu Jintao noch etwas weiter östlich die Fäden zieht
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don\'t want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Quelle: spiegel.de
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