Following President Bush's State of the Union Address, we have been issued with the following from our Government -
MEN OF BRITAIN - HELP STAMP OUT TERRORISM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM (GMT) all British women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all British women.
Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless the Queen!
