Den Abschnitt finde ich besten:"Microsoft feels that the issue isn't security but the new licensing agreement currently being negotiated with the North Pole giant. "You think he's all 'Ho ho ho' but Santa is one tough negotiator," said the Microsoft sales representative responsible for the North Pole region. "Behind that beard is a shrewd operator. He's managed to stay in business for centuries while giving his product away for free. Even the best Internet entrepreneurs couldn't sustain that business model."
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