LIFE EXPLAINED
On the first day God created the cow. God
said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That\'s kind of a tough life
you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty years and I\'ll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God
said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and
bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span of twenty years." The dog
said, "That\'s too long to be barking. Give me ten
years and I\'ll give back the other ten." So God
agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God
said, entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them
laugh. I\'ll give you a twenty year life span."
Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
years? I don\'t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so
that\'s what I\'ll do too, okay?" And God agreed
again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said,
"Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing,
just enjoy, enjoy. I\'ll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man.
Tell you what, I\'ll take my twenty, and the forty
cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the
ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You\'ve got a deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we
eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing;
for the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family;
for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain our grandchildren;
and for the last ten years we sit in front of
the house and bark at everybody.
Life has now been explained!!!!!!!!
mfg
Dr. Hook
Turbo Lover
Olaf19
